It's just so bright and colourful and totally hand made...
* * * * *I still have a few swappers waiting on their Mothers Day MiNi.
Please check the sidebar and if your name is still there AND you have received it, please email me so I can update it.
Otherwise... I sincerely hope the mail man delivers a package to your place in the next two days.
happY SwAP MaMa if the mail man lets one of my ladies down on their SPeCiaL day on Sunday!!! PLeaSe HURRY postie xx
* * * * *OK... enough with the cranky pants...
A bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "no tanks, oi've only got a small garden."
Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."